Birthday: October 11th
Height: 5’9″
Hometown: Indianapolis
Position: Blocker
Signature move/trademark: Tokyo Drifting
Injuries: Left sprained MCL, Right sprained MCL

What was your first car?
1976 yellow Impala station wagon (a.k.a. “The Yellow Submarine”)

What do you do for a living?
Weld the tips onto nails

What are the names of your pets, and what are they?
Algernon, a mouse

What do you like to do outside of derby?
Collect complimentary mints from restaurants around the world

Were you a troublemaker as a kid?
Maybe

As an adult?
Perhaps

What / who inspires you?
Dryer lint

What is the meaning behind your derby name?
It’s an homage to my ex, Scott Baio.

What advice would you give to anyone looking to make it in the real world?
Save the cheerleader, save the world.

What is your favorite inspirational quote?
“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.”

What is your favorite sports movie?
Herbie Goes Bananas

What kind of wheels do you skate on?
Radar Flat Outs

Tailbone protector or padded shorts?
Neither