Birthday: November 7th
Height: 5′ 6”
Hometown: Kokomo, Indiana
What position(s) do you play? All of them!
Signature move/trademark: My quiet intensity.
List of injuries from skating: A torn PCL and the occasional bruising of my pride.
What was your first car?
Thankfully not the woody van.
What do you do for a living?
Student extraordinaire.
What are the names of your pets, and what are they?
I have no pets, however I borrow other people’s when I get the chance.
What do you like to do outside of derby?
…outside?
Were you a troublemaker as a kid?
Of course not!
As an adult?
A lady never tells… Nope.
What / who inspires you?
I am inspired by anyone who bothers to live their life intentionally.
What is the meaning behind your derby name?
Scorpiopathic is a clever combination of scorpio, my astronomical sign, and psychopathic, which is my desired skating personality.
What advice would you give to anyone looking to make it in the real world?
Never drift. You’ll never get to where you want to that way.
What is your favorite inspirational quote?
“Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and adventures are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes and forgotten” – Neil Gaiman
What kind of wheels do you skate on?
The rolley kind.
Tailbone protector or padded shorts?
Truthfully I hate them both. A background in martial arts has given me the gift of falling safely so I avoid both for now.
What would surprise people the most to know about you?
I’m a second degree black belt!
(photo Tom Klubens)
